Sunday, April 7, 2013

Someone always dies in the end.

And we begin with Morgan saying, "Can you please restart this song?" *American Mouth* Jeez. This is just hours after she almost stabbed herself while shotgunning beers. Here is the senareo senareeeoh? I have a degree. Two of them. One of them is in spelling. Back to the story. Don't be scared.

I say let's stab things. Like these cans of beer...




Ah you got it all over the cat!


She likes it!

Do you want me to stab your beer?

No. Why did you do it like that? It wastes beer.


Do it like this.


Stabs through both sides and into hand. Blood everywhere.

I pee.


She dies.

End.